Samurai Sushi Battle - Adult

$35.00 USD

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When honor’s on the line, even sushi will throw hands (er...chopsticks).

This tee features bold, absurd art of samurai sushi locked in an epic duel—fish flying, tempers flaring, and soy sauce spilling. It’s dinner and a show.

Made from ultra-soft, combed cotton that’s ready for action (or lounging), with a chill, relaxed fit and durable side-seamed construction that holds its shape through snack attacks and spin cycles. Pre-shrunk for that lived-in feel from the first fight.

⚠️ Caution: May trigger spontaneous bowing, mock battles, and mid-day sushi cravings.

This one’s made for the parents who get it. Heavyweight cotton, drop shoulders, and a fit that says, “I’ve got snacks and style.”

• 100% premium carded cotton
• Thick, soft, and built to breathe
• Oversized unisex fit with a relaxed drape
• Ribbed collar and drop shoulders for that lived-in feel
• High moisture absorbency (because life happens)

Throw it on, show up cool, and match your kid without looking like you tried too hard.

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.